covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

sofapizza:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

#i cant stop watching this vine it’s so well done it deserves an oscar

captivating

  • Me: languages are so awesome I just want to bathe in complex sentence structure oh man this word derives from Latin that's so cool
  • Me: wtf is this shit it has how many past tenses I can't do this help me wordreference
xbrokenxstillx:

guideme-home:

tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.
It can save you physical pain.

that is such a good idea…

rubbing ice on the skin is also a known coping mechanism. Awesome.

xbrokenxstillx:

guideme-home:

tylerselfieface:

callieolliegail:

This is very important.

To all my followers who self harm. Do this, for me please.

It can save you physical pain.

that is such a good idea…

rubbing ice on the skin is also a known coping mechanism. Awesome.

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

tagged → #beautiful
horror movie opening scene
  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
The number one way to propose to someone:

coffuu:

phrux:

pillowbedhead:

iatethelastofthecorn:

vaffanculo-stronzo:

image

I… i don’t understand.

photoshop?

do you even farm

shameful

hishap:

followmetoyourdoom:

hishap:

followmetoyourdoom:

hishap:

darecrowavis:

simsgonewrong:

So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out 

"THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB."

Someone makes this a short movie or something

omfg

But imagine though
The movie starts with this annoyingly cute couple expecting their first child
But then THE ACCIDENT happens and one of them dies and the Reaper arrives to do her… his… their job, but the pregnant woman goes into labour at this moment and gets the Reaper to drive her to the hospital because her newly-deceased partner obviously can’t
and for some reason the Reaper has to stick around and help the new mother
And the child grows up with a human mother and grim reaper parent
(Whether the Reaper plays a mother or father role is up to debate.)

yes yes yes it’d be perfect but I have a question - what would happen to other people that need to erm… be collected by the Grim Reaper?
Would he do that and then the mum gets pissed off with Grim for not being there to look after the kid when she had to work
or would there just be loads of people (and animals too) that should have died but haven’t bc Grim’s busy??
these are serious questions here

Both would be interesting. Actually, both scenarii could happen at different points in the story.
And I’m pretty sure it would be safe to assume that the Reaper isn’t a he, but a they or ze. I mean, human languages can’t seem to agree on the Reaper’s gender (they’re female in some languages, male in others…) : maybe it’s because they don’t actually have one.

hishap:

followmetoyourdoom:

hishap:

followmetoyourdoom:

hishap:

darecrowavis:

simsgonewrong:

So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out 

"THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB."

Someone makes this a short movie or something

omfg

But imagine though

The movie starts with this annoyingly cute couple expecting their first child

But then THE ACCIDENT happens and one of them dies and the Reaper arrives to do her… his… their job, but the pregnant woman goes into labour at this moment and gets the Reaper to drive her to the hospital because her newly-deceased partner obviously can’t

and for some reason the Reaper has to stick around and help the new mother

And the child grows up with a human mother and grim reaper parent

(Whether the Reaper plays a mother or father role is up to debate.)

yes yes yes it’d be perfect but I have a question - what would happen to other people that need to erm… be collected by the Grim Reaper?

Would he do that and then the mum gets pissed off with Grim for not being there to look after the kid when she had to work

or would there just be loads of people (and animals too) that should have died but haven’t bc Grim’s busy??

these are serious questions here

Both would be interesting. Actually, both scenarii could happen at different points in the story.

And I’m pretty sure it would be safe to assume that the Reaper isn’t a he, but a they or ze. I mean, human languages can’t seem to agree on the Reaper’s gender (they’re female in some languages, male in others…) : maybe it’s because they don’t actually have one.

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

kobetyrant:

OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST

OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST

OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC

stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.